Witches Haven

The Devil Satan

Question: What is life without a sense of satire? A well honed sense of humour?

Answer: A religious life. That includes your garden variety Satanists.

I actively search the internet for intelligent life forms. Its a long, arduous process.

Imagine my surprise and absolute delight to find such a life form, on of all places - My Space - a place that seems to house only the most inane of humanity: puberty cases looking for love in all the wrong places, pseudo-Pagans, pimply faced Satanists and a self-righteous Christian sorts. There is only one other spot I've found that gives a home to an even lesser collective I.Q. level - Vampire Freaks but that's a whole other story.

Where was I? Ah, yes - The Devil Satan. I found the spot by chance and while knocking back my morning coffee, I started to peruse the site. Cleaning the coffee from my keyboard and monitor almost made me late for work but it was definitely worth the risk.

This man is wonderful. What a sense of the satirical! I had coffee coming out my nose and tears, streaming yesterday's mascara down my cheeks. I know..such an attractive image.. Regardless, this is a site not to be missed.

Check out his hate mail. While the site restores your faith in humanity's intellect; the hate mail will take you on a roller coaster into the other side...the "special" bus side.

Visit and tell me I'm wrong - I dare you.